Touching Pen to Paper, I Make Words...

...And not much else.

GOALS FOR THIS YEAR:

1) Work on my English accent.
2) Learn to speak Esperanto.
3) Find the Loch Ness Monster
4) Change name to "Houdini Louise II"
5) Memorize Pliny's Address to the Venetian Gynecology Board.
6) Become a spokesperson for Serta Mattresses.
7) Tour 20 obscure asylums.
8) FIND ELVIS
9) Become an ordained minister and get a job as London Zoo's resident clergyman.
10) Tie myself to a tree in a logging forest.
11) Tame a Great White Shark.
12) Become a black person.
13) Petition to have Ansel Adams canonized by the Catholic Church.